Psst...hey you! Yes, you - the one currently jumping up on the window ledge to prepare to protect your home against the biggest threat of the 2020's - the UPS driver!

I get it! Life is exciting! There are faces to lick and butts to sniff. Who has time for learning such rote things as sit and stay?!?!

It's cool! Please assure your mom that my mom said it's fine. She tells me that I'm her favorite - but I get suspicious when she returns home smelling of dogs and treats. She tells me that the only reason she smells like that is that she was working with a dog like me! (Crazy, hyper, and a bit reactive).

I don't know, I guess I believe her. She keeps saying that the dogs she photographs only have to be still for 1/500th of a second! Which is great because that means we can sit, stand, run or wag as much as we like and the photos still come out awesome!

Are you a dog with no sit? No stay? Can't possibly be allowed off-leash or you'll be in the next county? Expelled from obedience school?

It's OK! My mom tells me that 90% of the dogs on this website had a leash on when the image was taken. She simply harnesses the power of Photoshop to make it look like we are all perfect little angels!

She wanted me to let you know that she also has a triple guarantee! If you don't love your images - she'll return all money that you paid. If you don't love your products, she'll buy them back. And if your products ever fade or become damaged, she'll replace them.

So take those big brown puppy dog eyes and tell your mom to call my mom.

xoxo,
Zoey
Puerto Rican Rescue Pup Extraordinaire
...and hyped up hunter with dog-reactive tendencies!